lart1fun
Luser attitude readjustment tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes
Usage
lart [-use
tool]
[-bBfFgklp]
<lusername>
Overview
lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people who rely upon their admins for everything from picking their mice off of the floor to turning on their monitors; namely, the luser(8). Running lart with the appropriate arguments will cause the specified luser to run away screaming in agony. Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes.
Options
-usetool-
Choose your weapon. If this option is not specified, the enviroment variable LART is used. If neither is set, a default value will be used, which is set at compile time
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-b -
Used to increase the size of your lart
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-B -
The BOFH option. Removes a users files and kills all their processes. If used in conjunction with
-pthis will also cause syslog to make entries proving that <lusername> was the second gunman behind the grassy knoll
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-f -
Only fake luser's attitude readjustment session. Provided primarily for testing purposes. Mutually exclusive with
-B
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-F -
fsck<lusername>
as a raw device. Note that this option has not been tested, as it is rather difficult to find volunteers
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-g -
Graphic violence. Uses
cursesto monitor <lusername> during the beating.
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-k -
Kill. A rather permanent option, and as such is not highly recommended. Can only be invoked once per <lusername>
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-p -
See
-B
Releases
Unchanged in 6 releases since Debian 3.0 (Woody).